On the train. He was short, nervous. His arms were stuffed with papers and he shifted them constantly to check his watch. Two Teen Guards watched him. They came over to him, teased him about his hair and glasses, shoved him up against the glass of the train, spilling his papers, beat him with their clubs. The train crowd moved away from the scene. I picked up one of his papers. It was a picture of Mr. T, a Before Time’s television man. He had a speech bubble above his head, claiming he “Had A Hankerin’ For Some Balls!!!” I remember. These were the old memes. They are outlawed now, possession of which can get you convicted of Lame Crimes before the Lord Trent. The new Teen Society makes new memes everyday. Today it’s “cool hats.”